Post by Synthinator on Oct 11, 2008 7:20:56 GMT -5
After putting out a casting for a Sarah Palin lookalike, 'Hustler' founder Larry Flynt has found an actress to star in an X-rated flick featuring the Alaskan governor.
The movie called "Nailin' Paylin" will star adult actress Lisa Ann with the Palin's signature glasses and hairdo. And knowing how important the story is, the company has released a short summary of what to expect:
"Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin' but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door and in a flashback young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a big bang theory even she can't deny!"
And we all know good dialogue is just as important so below are some released excerpts from the script, which includes a late-night visit from the tanning bed repairman.
PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.
JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.
PALIN: You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.
PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!
JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?
PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.
JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?
PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.
PALIN: Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!
PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.
JOE: That was amazing. What now?
PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.
Production is evidently being fast-tracked so it can be released before the November election.
The movie called "Nailin' Paylin" will star adult actress Lisa Ann with the Palin's signature glasses and hairdo. And knowing how important the story is, the company has released a short summary of what to expect:
"Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin' but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door and in a flashback young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a big bang theory even she can't deny!"
And we all know good dialogue is just as important so below are some released excerpts from the script, which includes a late-night visit from the tanning bed repairman.
PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.
JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.
PALIN: You're in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.
PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!
JOE: I'm bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?
PALIN: It's okay. I already took a morning-after pill.
JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?
PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with specifics.
PALIN: Pound me until my head is so empty that I can't even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!
PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven't had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.
JOE: That was amazing. What now?
PALIN: I feel so alive! Let's grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.
Production is evidently being fast-tracked so it can be released before the November election.